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Meet Barack the Angry Negro

Still smarting from the ass whipping that Mitt Romney laid on Barack Obama, the Obama team is screeching that he is a goddamn liar and have decided that they must unleash the beast. Yep, the happy go lucky, cool as a cucumber dude we knew as Barack is history. Instead, the mask is coming off and America will be introduced to one angry black man–Barack “the Shaft” Obama. Unlike 2008, when America celebrated Barack the Magic Negro, a black version of the beloved Mr. Rogers, the Obama campaign wants Barack to get medieval on your ass.

Let’s first recall the glory days of that nice, clean, well spoken, milk chocolate gentleman who promised to bring America together:

But that was then. Barack Obama today? He is a mad mutha fucka. How mad is he? Check out his latest kick ass political ad.

But let’s get a comparison. Was Barack as ridiculous as this guy?

Does Obama like balls? Does he want balls on his face?

Obama and his team have come unglued. The last thing senior citizens living with me on the beaches of Florida want to see on the TV is an angry black man. Just makes them think of some baggy pant wearing asshole, covered with tats slurping a beer outside of the 7-11 who is harassing people going in and out.

Good luck with that strategy. I am sure that soccer moms and Wall Street moms will be eager to sign on with an angry black man. Not!

  • Dave L.

    The O-man, Barack Hussein Obama, is an eloquently tailored empty suit. No
    resume, no accomplishments, no experience, no original ideas, no understanding
    of how the economy works, no understanding of how the world works, no balls,
    nothing but abstract, empty rhetoric devoid of real substance.

    He has no
    real identity. He is half-white, which he rejects. The rest of him is mostly
    Arab, which he hides but is disclosed by his non-African Arabic surname and his
    Arabic first and middle names as a way to triply proclaim his Arabic parentage
    to people in Kenya. Only a small part of him is African Black from his Luo
    grandmother, which he pretends he is exclusively.

    What he isn’t, not a
    genetic drop of, is ‘African-American,’ the descendant of enslaved Africans
    brought to America chained in slave ships. He hasn’t a single ancestor who was a
    slave. Instead, his Arab ancestors were slave owners. Slave-trading was the main
    Arab business in East Africa for centuries until the British ended it.

    Let that sink in: Obama is not the descendant of slaves; he is the
    descendant of slave owners. Thus he makes the perfect Liberal Messiah.

  • Dave L.

    The O-man, Barack Hussein Obama, is an eloquently tailored empty suit. No
    resume, no accomplishments, no experience, no original ideas, no understanding
    of how the economy works, no understanding of how the world works, no balls,
    nothing but abstract, empty rhetoric devoid of real substance.

    He has no
    real identity. He is half-white, which he rejects. The rest of him is mostly
    Arab, which he hides but is disclosed by his non-African Arabic surname and his
    Arabic first and middle names as a way to triply proclaim his Arabic parentage
    to people in Kenya. Only a small part of him is African Black from his Luo
    grandmother, which he pretends he is exclusively.

    What he isn’t, not a
    genetic drop of, is ‘African-American,’ the descendant of enslaved Africans
    brought to America chained in slave ships. He hasn’t a single ancestor who was a
    slave. Instead, his Arab ancestors were slave owners. Slave-trading was the main
    Arab business in East Africa for centuries until the British ended it.

    Let that sink in: Obama is not the descendant of slaves; he is the
    descendant of slave owners. Thus he makes the perfect Liberal Messiah.

    It’s something Hillary doesn’t understand – how some complete neophyte
    came out of the blue and stole the Dem nomination from her. Obamamania is beyond
    politics and reason. It is a true religious cult, whose adherents rejects
    Christianity yet still believes in Original Sin, transferring it from the evil
    of being human to the evil of being white.

    Thus Obama has become the
    white liberals’ Christ, offering absolution from the Sin of Being White. There
    is no reason or logic behind it, no faults or flaws of his can diminish it, no
    arguments Hillary could make of any kind can be effective against it. The
    absurdity of Hypocrisy Clothed in Human Flesh being their Savior is all the more
    cause for liberals to worship him: Credo quia absurdum, I believe it because it
    is absurd.

    Thank heavens that the voting majority of Americans remain
    Christian and are in no desperate need of a phony savior.

    His candidacy
    is ridiculous and should not be taken seriously by any thinking
    American.

  • Bill O’Reilly

    Another racist post by Larry Johnson. Always seems to come out of you from time to time, particularly when you are losing the debate. You cannot help yourself. You always seem to fall back on racism. Reading your posts over the years, your main problems with Obama are not really his policy, but the fact that you cannot stand that he is a black man and you somehow think he was only succeed because of affirmative action. Thank god people like you are becoming a minority in this country.

    • TexMexSoup

      Sweetie he’s HALF WHITE. Are you sure the owner of this Site is the racist one? Why deny obamas white mama??

    • Chimpelle Obongo

      Hussein is a Mulatto. You know, half black and half white.

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  • JohnnyTwoDog

    I don’t know about balls, but Obama does love the playpen.

  • TexMexSoup

    LOL so the advertisements include “File for SSI Disability” on the black dude’s rant. How fitting.

  • Retired_from_SPOnaj

    But Bill Maher will be happy. After all, Bill said a couple of years ago that Obama was too much of a pussy, that he was disappointed that Obama, our first black president, wasn’t running around the White House with a gun stuck in his belt. Actually, Obama IS running around with the ultimate gun, a drone, figuratively stuck in his belt, killing people all over the world, but that’s another story. I can only hope that Obama takes the gloves off at the town hall format debate. I can just see it: “Hey, MoFo! What you mean to ain’t got no job! I’m givin’ welfare and food stamps, Holmes! What the fuck you need a job fo, anyways!”
    Yep, that should win him some votes, all right!

  • I_cant_take_this

    This doesn’t have much to do with the topic above other than if there were more black men like this one, we may not be at this critical point.
    Have any of you heard of this guy? He’s amazing (IMO). I wish there were more like him…this country may have a chance. Alfonzo…or ZO.
    http://www.pjtv.com/?cmd=mpg&a……

  • Hokma

    When you are the President of the United States and you are in the final stretch to get re-elected and in a close race your strategy is to call your challenger a “liar” (not by implication, but literally) and make Big Bird an issue then you are done. Unglued is exactly right.

    I do not see this getting any better for Obama even if Candy Crowley gets on stage, puts him on her lap and starts working his mouth.

    The man has no intellect and has not substance. He is an immature nothing that came out of nowhere and got lucky four years ago. He was a mistake that will hopefully never happen again.

    Romney has this locked up and it will be just a matter of how big the margin is.

    • TeakWoodKite

      I strongly believe that even Big Bird wants nothing to do with Obama and has better Foriegn policy creds than Obama anyday. Obama is asking for the folks who watch Seseme Street for their vote. That’s so desperately misguided. The only ones old enough to vote are asleep after having to watching the same thing Soooo many times…Romney is gonna do the Hot Dog Dance all over any chance retaining a electrons worth of self esteem BO thought he had.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ryan-Holley/550626733 Ryan Holley

      I agree with you 100%, Hokma.

      My biggest fear is that Romney needs to win by more than a few points to overcome the inevitable voter fraud that the left will commit. ACORN may not be in full force, but there are plenty of radical left wing organizations that will do anything and everything to push their dear leader over the top.

      I’m optimistic that Romney will pull this off, but I am very worried at the same time.

    • getfitnow

      Yep. Not even this will help.

  • http://pumping-irony.livejournal.com/ Wilbur Post

    Today, the Unglued One made an OJ Simpson joke. Those are about as funny as a loud fart at the dinner table.

    • Hokma

      I heard that. He said “Elmo was last seen in w White Suburban” which is a direct reference to the O.J. chase.

      • n4cer

        He even fails at snark.
        Maybe he was too busy “hanging out” in the back of a Suburban that day to notice Al was driving O.J. in a white Bronco.

  • randi

    “Obama and his team have come unglued.” yes…that sums it up