“Cause I’m leaving on a jet plane, don’t know when I’ll be back again …”

(Four years, Chuck? Next time, get in the LEFT line, right where you belong.)

Larry Johnson wrote: “Immediately to my right (on the other side of the security line) was F. Chuck Todd, oblivious to all around him, talking on the phone. I heard him say, “Yeah, Obama’s numbers are collapsing.” — Larry Johnson is our eye- and ear-witness, Post Debate Media Depression. And you, Governor Romney? You’re right where you belong:

That’s it, folks!

Oh, there are so many electoral maps for October 23rd! Check these out … it’s amazing what some very clever people are thinking up. I opted for the Real Clear Politics image because it fit best on our site and it was the most readable, and had ALL the information your big hearts could desire.

Don’t forget: MITT ROMNEY. Check him once, check him twice … except these days we can use Visa, Mastercard, and AMEX!

UPDATE! Here’s the other half of the Real Clear Politics map. I enlarged the image to make it easier to read, but it’s a bit fuzzy …

… Third time’s the charm … a little private joke …