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Hey Obama, You Can’t Polish a Turd

Watching Obama’s desperate, hysterical attempt today to sell Obamacare, I was reminded of the old Navy saying, “you can’t polish a turd.” If you are handed a piece of festering shit, no matter how hard you rub, you can’t make it shine. All you do is smear the smelly clump into an equally disgusting pile of cep.

Poor Obama hasn’t learned that lesson. He insisted that the plan is working swell:

Ballocks!! It is one thing to believe that your chocolate pudding is magnificent. But if it is made with cows hit, it still tastes like manure.

President Obama on Thursday announced that 8 million people enrolled in private health plans on ObamaCare’s exchanges so far, surpassing the most optimistic projections for the program’s first year. …

“The point is, the repeal debate is and should be over. The Affordable Care Act is working. I know the American people don’t want us to spend the next two-and-a-half years fighting settled battles,” Obama told reporters in the White House briefing room. …

Obama specifically targeted Republican critics of the healthcare law, saying they “still can’t bring themselves to admit that the Affordable Care Act is working.”

“It’s well past time to move on as a country,” Obama said. “These endless, fruitless repeal efforts come at a cost.”

Either Obama is a total moron or he is so completely insulated that he genuinely believes that Obamacare is really popular and working. It ain’t.

What a pathetic asshole.