Borscht, Blinis, and Bombs…oh my!
By Shtuey Shtuey on December 6, 2008 at 8:00 AM in Current Affairs, Foreign Affairs, Russia
In 1991, on the eve of the collapse of the Soviet Union, I went to visit my grandmother in Florida (all those stereotypes you hear about retirees and the early bird special…they’re true). She was born in Ukraine and immigrated with her family to the United States when she was a teenager, shortly before the breakout of World War I. Though she spent most of her life living here, she continued to follow the political events in what became the USSR.
One night during my visit she expressed concern that the fall of communism would not spell sunshine, lollypops, and moonbeams for the Russian people. In fact, she saw civil wars, and an unchecked black market mafia tearing the old empire apart. She wasn’t too far off. Something else she said to me that night stuck with me. The world was expecting the old Soviet Union to embrace democracy and hold hands with the West. She knew that was not going to happen. She went on saying that the Russian people had never known anything resembling democracy in their history. They would always turn to, and feel safer with, a strong centralized government. That’s what they had under the Czars, and under communism. Why should post-communist Russia be any different? She also correctly predicted that any democratic Russia would be short lived, and that eventually power would be consolidated back into the hands of the old communist apparatchiks who would move to reconstitute the old empire. Was I surprised by the rise of former KGB (FSB…same difference) head Vladimir Putin? Not really.
So let’s fast forward to the summer of 2008. Russia invades Georgia. I don’t believe this was a dispute about borders, territory, protecting Russian nationals, or any other presumed reason. Putin has been telegraphing messages for months. The first is that Russia is intent on rebuilding its empire, not only within its immediate sphere of influence, but in the Middle East as well.
We already know that the Russians are assisting the Iranians with the construction of Chernobyl South (if there wasn’t an acute risk of Iranian uranium ending up in a suitcase in downtown Tel Aviv, or packed into a long range missile, I wonder if the Israelis would be content to wait on the new plant to go China Syndrome and turn Iran to a sheet of glass). It is also no secret that Israel has established good relations with Georgia, selling them weapons to the tune of $300 million dollars last year. Mother Russia was not at all pleased. Israeli defense experts believe that Russia has sold surface to air defense systems to both Syria and Iran, specifically the SA-3 Goa, a low altitude system that might be used to say…defend against an attack like Operation Ofra where the Israeli Air Force leveled the Osirak nuclear reactor in Iraq, much to the private cheering of Iraq’s neighbors. Rosoboronexport, the firm holding a monopoly on Russian arms exports, claims that it made no such sales. And yet Bashar Assad went to Russia to secure an arms deal in August. How many sides of one’s face can someone speak out of at the same time? Maybe we should consult the President-Select on that one.
I’m recalling those golden Cold War days of yesteryear when the Soviets and the United States fought their proxy war via Israel and the Arabs. Happy days are here again…oy gevalt.
But what I think was really behind the aggression against Georgia was a shakedown for the Russian military in the event they move against the real prize: Crimea, principle home of the Black Sea Fleet, the majority of which Russia retains. Controlling Crimea would, in my opinion, translate into Russian proxy control of Ukraine. There is already a Russian military presence there, and the Russian government has stirred up a great deal of controversy by distributing Russian passports to residents. Could this be laying the groundwork for an invasion based on the pretext of defending Russian nationals? One need only look at Georgia for the answer to that question. And clearly the Ukranian leadership is concerned, as it restricted the movement of Russian ships to and from the Black Sea Fleet’s home port of Sevastopol, after Russia used Black Sea Fleet ships during the Georgia invasion. Russia retains a 20 year lease on the Sevastopol port.
Would Putin be willing to make this move with John McCain in the White House? I think he would be a lot less likely, than say with a foreign relations novice in the Oval Office. Soon to be Secretary of State Clinton, do America a favor and fully debrief the man who would be king on the situation. Last time I checked he thought he could convene the United Nations Security Council and get them to condemn Russian aggression (you might also want to remind him that Russia is a permanent member of the UNSC and has veto power over any and all resolutions). And maybe put face time with the Russian leadership near the top of your agenda. But considering your wonkish grasp of the world scene I would imagine you’ve got that covered.
Hold on to your butts folks. This could get ugly. I wonder if Big Joe Biden is girding his loins yet. At least someone with the capacity to see the big picture, and the spine not to back down, will be in the big chair at Foggy Bottom. Can you imagine John “Lurch” Kerry asking Vlad to pass the Camembert?

















