Caroline Kennedy’s Qualifications To Be Senator
By Uppity Woman on December 6, 2008 at 7:00 PM in Current Affairs
1. She’s JFK’s daughter.
2. She asked Uncle Teddy if she could get into the family business. Uncle Teddy, staring his own mortality in the eye, wants to make sure that the name “Kennedy” remains a household word forever.
3. Uncle Ted hooks her up with Barack Obama. Suddenly, Barack Obama is just like JFK. Those of us who remember JFK know how ludicrous that really is.
4. Caroline was placed on the search for VP committee. She helped give us Joe Biden. That alone is enough to frighten anybody.
A list of Caroline’s background and experience in politics, legislative ability and achievements for America, which suggest she has earned the position of Senator from New York follows:
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Let me know if I missed anything. Thanks.
Those who live in NY just LONG for Caroline to come here and turn it into another Kennedy Massachusetts. After all, there are still some companies that haven’t packed up and left yet.
P.S. Somehow, they will say that Caroline is no different than Hillary. I give it 24 hours.

















