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Tragic news from up north-not for kids



My dear neighbor, a devout Republican, sent this to me:



Tragic news from up north.

Not for kids.



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  • beaming

    Looks like an MSM strike.

  • KintheNorthwest

    They just cant leave her alone—But I think she would get a bit of a giggle too.

  • andrew191

    I guess it’s better to play the game than to become game.

  • Mad

    Buggers can’t Photoshop worth a damn, can they?

  • Morgan

    She’s an offense to their whole world. Not married to a powerful man, not beholden to the ‘feminist’ establishment, not apologetic for believing what she believes, and on and on and on and on…

    Happy Holidays to everyone here. I’m a Christmasser but I don’t know the list of all the holidays so just have a great time with the people you love.

  • Five Thirty

    Oh a lampoon of Sarah Palin… How entertaining!

    :-)

    And I hope later today, NQ, you will also be having some more inspiring stories about the wisdom of Pat Buchanan, Ken Starr, and the always insightful uber-msm columnist, Nicholas D. Kristof.

    ;:-/

    Though for the sake of regular commentor BABA RUM RAISIN – you may want to bring in some classic tunes from the very beautiful, very talented Joey Heatherton, A/K/A The Perfect Sleeper!

    :-)

  • http://noquarterusa.net/ NoQuarter

    Hey, everyone! I got this from my Republican neighbor! It’s a joke!

    We’re fondly spoofing Sarah!

  • KintheNorthwest

    Like I said earlier I think Palin would get a good giggle out of it too.

  • http://noquarterusa.net/ NoQuarter

    I agree :) She would laugh, and Todd would too. If she’d been elected VP, she and John McCain would have had to do a lot of spoofing of themselves from time to time — e.g., at the annual correspondents’ dinner.

    It’s all in good fun.

    Sure hope they’re having a wonderful day today. How could they not. All those children and that big extended family.

    One of the fun parts of Greta’s multi-part interview with Sarah was seeing how she operates in the kitchen. She’s very efficient. I bet she can whip up a huge meal for a big crowd — and that Todd is there helping her — and so is my little PRECIOUS favorite, Piper. (Love that little girl.)

    – Susan

  • truthtelling007

    Wait a minute folks, I’m getting a bit sick of the Palin “hands off” crowd here that thinks you can’t even have fun with a person who is bold enough to run for office. Enough with the deifying already. I’m completely with those who criticized the media for blasting her with sexist and dismissive attacks. But I’m not going to suddenly decide that she stands for values I respect when in many ways, she doesn’t.

    If this was Dick Cheney in the picture would we laugh?

    I’m not into hunter pride. I know people who hunt for food and aren’t into a “culture” of hunting. They are more respectable in my eyes because they aren’t all caught up in their macho crap about hunting ala Ted Nugent.

    And Sarah Palin isn’t above being lampooned. To put her on a pedestal like that actually hurts her viability, didn’t anyone learn that by watching McCain shelter her?
    Palin is tough enough all by her self.

    Jimmy Kimmel did a much better version of this when he mixed the “Rudolph” movie of the 60s with Sarah Palin ending it by blowing Rudolph’s head off. That…was hilarious!

    Politics shouldn’t make gods. Let us not do that to them. Haven’t we watched Obama supporters make any joking about him off limits? Wouldn’t want to be hypocrites now, would we?

  • R2D2

    It’s about time for its demise. Palin is simply getting rid of a rein deer that was a phony.

  • Screw-the-DNC

    Definitely OK to joke about all our politicians, and that’s a funny pic.

    There was a hysterical cartoon in our paper this AM from Bizarro …

    Reindeer prepping for their stop at the Palin house – equipping themselves with flak jackets and helmets, and tossing TP and spray paint in a bag … made me laugh out loud!

  • Five Thirty

    Hey, everyone! I got this from my Republican neighbor! It’s a joke! We’re fondly spoofing Sarah!

    I was just joking too!

  • http://undercoverblackman.blogspot.com Undercover Black Man

    Piper rocks!

  • beaming

    Probably threw him in the back of a 4 wheel TOYOTA YUNDRA to bring it home. Bambi’s next. Oh what fun we used to have in one horse open sleigh!

  • beaming

    Make that a TOYOTA TUNDRA.

  • somerset

    I think what shakes up people is that Sarah Palin is in touch with her animus (see Carl Jung). Nothing scares men more, with little frightened girls as their “shadows”, than a highly feminine woman who has integrated her male side. That photo shows it all: the ultimate woman, beauty, wife, mother with a penis, er, a rifle. This is what men really fear.

  • http://noquarter foxyladi14

    and a wonderful spoof it is.look at her grin!!!!!
    look ma!!!i bagged the big one!!!!!!lol..

  • http://noquarter foxyladi14

    happy day everyone.no matter what you call it..
    thanks n.q.this is great.
    i.m putting this picture in my pictures.
    it.s a keeper..

  • beebop

    And a spoof of the one gets you ridicule from the left … oh okay … haha. There. Does that make this okay?

    When the left can laugh at itself, they will earn the right to make fun of the right. Until then, I find this a little out of spirit of Christmas.

  • standard

    How could she?

  • AOK

    Actually, we are not afraid of Palin. Jindal would be a much better choice to run against Obama. We are praying that you send Palin against Obama in 2012. The campaign ads would practically write themselves. BTW, Merry Christmas and have a Happy New Year as well.

  • wodiej

    LMAO…RIGHT ON….

    I was at a friends for Christmas dinner. Her and her husband are in their 50′s. They were both in the kitchen, cooking, cleaning, getting dinner together. The guy came outside and walked me up the drive because it was icy. A gentleman and not afraid of the kitchen. What a refreshing change. But most men have such a big ego there is no room in there to applaud the success of their female counterparts. If they would learn that women are not their enemy, then they wouldn’t have so many problems with them. But as long as there are women that put up w it, there will be men who think it is ok.

  • truthtelling007

    then you don’t know Christmas spirit.

    Get over yourself.

  • yttik

    Do you guys want the real bad news? Okay, here goes. Rudolph is not even a real reindeer. He never even worked for Santa. Seriously, he’s a phony. He was invented by Montgomery Ward.

    Also, there are no male reindeer on Santa’s team. Everybody knows that:

    According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

    Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa’s reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen- had to be a girl.

    We should’ve known. Only women, while pregnant, would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

  • http://ezinearticles.com/?Three-Basic-Parenting-Styles&id=744499 Northwest rain

    I see the penis worshiping 0-trolls are out on Xmas.

  • andrew191

    And the penis obsessed Northwest rain is out on Xmas as well.

  • Judy L. NC

    OMG! LMBBO

  • TeakwoodKite

    Rimshot..

  • yttik

    “If this was Dick Cheney in the picture would we laugh?”

    Do you mean if he were on the mantle or below it?

  • NoBamaNoWay

    i can see the humor in it, but it is also yet another dig at “hicks.” buzzflash.com (liberal drudge report) had it up on their front page yesterday.

  • wodiej

    According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop

    their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

    Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa’s reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen- had to be a girl.

    We should’ve known. Only women, while pregnant, would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

    this is a joke that has been getting passed around the internet for at least a few years.

  • HC

    The bots just never quit, do they?

  • Tricia Spiegel

    Poor Sarah can’t catch a break!

  • Blah3

    Indeed.
    Northwest has some serious issues with his Obama bromance.

  • http://ezinearticles.com/?Three-Basic-Parenting-Styles&id=744499 Northwest rain

    When a-holes like you jerks are thrilled about a male who has zero experience and zero qualifications I must conclude that you are members of the penis worshiping cult — and the way you sexist pigs behaved — I must conclude that you trolls are also extreme misogynists.

    Palin, a real women, scares the hell out of you tiny winnie whimps.

  • jdona

    Lord I hate to say this, but at first I was PO’d that they were at Palin again, but I started fussing at my husband about it, and he looked at the picture and started laughing, and I did too. Sorry, but it is kinda funny!

  • http://undercoverblackman.blogspot.com Undercover Black Man

    Tiny? You obviously haven’t seen my “yule log.”

  • http://ezinearticles.com/?Three-Basic-Parenting-Styles&id=744499 Northwest rain

    They must enjoy being bashed and being reminded that they are the stupidest of the stupidest.

    Also we are already saying

    Obama is so dirty and rotten and unprepared that we are already saying —

    WE TOLD YOU SO!!!!

    But like the creeps who still defend the bush — 0-bots will continue to defend their messiah. I never expected to see the proof that the extreme left and extreme right are mirror images of each other.

  • andrew191

    OOOOO OUCH! like I didn’t see that coming. First, I would like to retract the statement I posted yesterday that said your anger management therapist had made progress. I was wrong.

    Second, I’m certain that nothing I’ve ever posted would indicate that I’m not one of Palins strongest supporters, and one of Obamas most strident critics. This is something you continually get completely wrong, along with countless other things that you’ve posted where you obviously have no idea what you’re writing about.

    Third, your name calling is on par with the most childish and immature playground language so that it completely wipes out any credibilty you might accidently stumble into with one of your postings.

    And fourth, you remind me of the Cathy Bates character in the movie “Misery”, if you would add “dirty birdie” to your limited list of epithets, the comparison would be complete.

  • Karma

    Yes, but don’t worry, the ‘hicks’ know they are laughing at them.

    And the ‘hicks’ are laughing right back at those same people who expect meat to come wrapped in plastic.

    Which gives the pic an extra layer of funny for the ‘hicks’.

    ;)

    I have family that would poke fun at our branch of the tree for living in the city, not hunting, or knowing how to grow our food. And they were right.

  • Karma

    LOL…fighting corruption wherever she finds it.

  • Magic Puzzle Box

    If one should “have fun with a person bold enough to run for office”, why were there so many complaints from really well-placed people about how Obama’s campaign threatened all these radio stations, etc.if they even ran ad that were negative about him. The double standard is amazing, and to the commenter above thinking the Bush supporters are acting the same as Obama supporters, I think there’s no comparison between them. I’m no Bush fan by a longshot, but this election and the post-election media coverage of Obama has been plain bizarre and disturbing to the point of absurdity. Yes, I would say this picture of Palin is trying to be a commentary on how silly some of the smears against Palin have been and have continued to be. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer doesn’t exist, get it?

  • beebop

    Give it a rest, will ya? Just one night? Yeeeeesh. Thank GOD my father was an UCWM who had no issues with size and didn’t equate it with being a father. You are a sick dude.

  • Winston

    Actually, we are not afraid of Palin.

    Who is “we”?

    Are you speaking on behalf of some group or are you referring to you and your invisible friend?

    You must be very proud of yourself at least for not being afraid of a woman and all. Very manly of you to worship your man-child Obama with all his snobfuscations on every issue. His tits are kind of flabby though.

    Hillary and Sarah could kick his metrosexual butt up and down the side walk.

  • Winston

    You fight like a school girl.

  • gonzotx

    You will be praying that ANYONE bit the fraud is President in 4 years!

  • gonzotx

    You will be praying that ANYONE but the fraud is President in 4 years!

  • gonzotx

    Most people here I believe are not Repubs, but disenfranchised Dem’s, now Indies. Dick Cheney, nothing funny about him.

  • andrew191

    Winston, have you been fighting school girls again? Shame on you.

  • http://uppitywoman08.wordpress.com uppity woman

    Well that about wraps it up. LOL.

  • Hot Librarian

    Piper is my favourite “Child I do not Know. “.

    Yes Piper rocks.

  • jonboy

    andrew

    what’s the matter with your unchristian sentiments, boy? out of kool-aid!?

  • jonboy

    andrew

    go lick Warren’s daily memo. Amen.

  • jonboy

    andrew

    Go back to the basement and write your Obama memo. And pray, ObamaBoy. It might cleanse your Barack sins off. Loved your F.Jon note. You’re a one-in-a-million moron. Lick Rick’s daily memo while you’re at it, bot

  • Bring back Rev.Wright!

    The BOTS of Obamama are busy building a new closet for Jon Favreau to accommodate togetherness with Baracks….so the 2 boys can do their prayers, eh?

    Ah, Rev. Wright, we need you for the inauguraiton. You weren’t Wrong with wha tyou said about Baracks:

    “Barack’s just another politician who’ll say anything and do anything to get what he wants”!!

    Thank you, Unlce Jeremiah!

  • Bring back Rev.Wright!

    andrew

    Go Play under the ObamaBus!

  • TexasMirth

    We are praying that you send Palin against Obama in 2012.

    Well, your prayers may be answered if TEAM SARAH members prevail. http://www.teamsarah.org/

    A Palin/Jindal ticket sounds good to me.

  • Cat in NJ

    Can you imagine Christmas in the Obama household? Cold, plastic, showy, artificial, unspiritual. I can’t imagine Obama having the ability to be a warm, loving person able to make deep connections. He’s an actor on every level. All his life, he’s been an angry “nowhere man” who’s hell-bent on obtaining power to prove himself, to create a persona to replace a non-existent personality. He knows he’s nothing but a charlatan with not an honest bone in his scarecrow-like body. He wants to concoct himself into the next MLK. But he has no passion whatsoever. He reminds me of the pre-reformed Grich, with the underdeveloped heart and soul. It’s all about Obama, and how many coins and plates and schools and official seals bear his name, and that’s it.

    Now Palin, she’d probably smile at the above poorly-rendered Photoshop image, then get on with living and loving her family and friends.

  • Snickers

    Frankly, I don’t think this is funny and very inappropriate for Christmas. I like Rudolph and I also like Sarah Palin. This is so not funny. So why should people spoof each other anyway? I must confess I was teased nonstop as a child and I have no tolerance for this kind of “fun.”

  • truthtelling007

    “If one should “have fun with a person bold enough to run for office”, why were there so many complaints from really well-placed people about how Obama’s campaign threatened all these radio stations, etc”

    Ok, so go bark up that tree. Why you’d jump to an Obama reference with me…is beyond anyone. I didn’t support Obama, get it.

    I don’t have a double standard, so if you want to aim that somewhere, fine. I have a single standard. If you want to run for office, then you’d better be good at your job and spotless, and even then I will enjoy satire for the rest of my life. Get it?

    I think Obama supporters are acting like Bush supporters did after their “win” in 2000. But anyone at this point who is a “Bush supporter” has no credibility with me anyway. He’s the worst president in US History, and he is morally void outside his narcissistic bullshit evangelical myopia.

  • Baba Rum Raisin

    Maybe half a dozen cuts from Basia Trzetrzelewska?

    We’re still learning the words to, “Walking ‘Round in Women’s Underwear.”

  • Baba Rum Raisin

    >>> This is what men really fear.

    Not if you’ve got a grip on your own junk. I HATE Perky, Spunky and have little patience for Gurly-Girl.

    But, I like Feminine, Competent and Bright REAL well.

  • Baba Rum Raisin

    I still have my box of, “Spotted Owl Helper.”

  • andrew191

    Jonboy, who the hell is Warren, who the hell is Rick, what is an F.Jon note, and when did you escape from the loony bin. I think somebody used my name to get you all riled up. Nothing you have written makes any sense. Please explain what this is about so I can clear it up. I think you’ve been used.

  • andrew191

    Say hi to Northwest rain for me.

  • http://ezinearticles.com/?Three-Basic-Parenting-Styles&id=744499 Northwest rain

    You misogynistic MONSTERS — started the name calling — first with Senator Hillary Clinton and then with Governor Palin.

    The only real problem you penis worshipers have is that these are REAL women — and anything other than a cardboard cut out female is too much women for you small penis brats.

    Others will say that this is just a patriarchy thing — but I finished with being diplomatic — I’ll call the 0 cult followers by what they are — Penis worshipers.

    Problem is you misogynistic MONSTERS can’t handle the truth. I dish up a serving of the truth — and obviously I’ve hit the nail on the head.

    In this modern age we have a written and video record of the misogynistic garbage you Monsters were shoveling during the campaign — and I will never forgive nor forget.

  • http://ezinearticles.com/?Three-Basic-Parenting-Styles&id=744499 Northwest rain

    Hey where is Rev. Wright’s book — a tell all book??

  • http://ezinearticles.com/?Three-Basic-Parenting-Styles&id=744499 Northwest rain

    Jerks like you ARE misogynistic Monsters — Obama is your guy — so therefore you have to follow his lead — and he is a misogynistic monster.

    Look at yourself in the mirror — now you know what a misogynistic monster looks like.

    But hey sexist pigs — thanks for coming by and showing us why we dislike 0 — because of the low life scum of the earth he attracts — like you trolls.

    You trolls from the Orange stain are so brave — you pick on babies and children.

  • andrew191

    Whoa nellie! Somebody better strap you down before the flames shooting out your ass launch you into orbit!

  • http://ezinearticles.com/?Three-Basic-Parenting-Styles&id=744499 Northwest rain

    Reindeer with horns at Christmas time are FEMALE!!

    The males lose their horns earlier than the females.

    So much for the Santa myth.

  • http://ezinearticles.com/?Three-Basic-Parenting-Styles&id=744499 Northwest rain

    Good assessment of the plastic obama and the trash he’s selling (I’ll bet most of that junk with his face plastered everywhere is make in CHINA.)

  • andrew191

    Wrong AGAIN rain! They’re ANTLERS, not HORNS. We’ll have to change the old saying “Right as rain” to “Wrong as rain”!

  • Ferd Berfle

    Address the other issue, smarty-pants, concerning males losing their antlers first. Not that you would know anything except how good that wagon varnish washes down the crap you’ve been fed by That One.

  • xax

    The reality is, Palin could beat him: easily.

  • xax

    It’s funny.

    F-d up, but funny.

  • Winston

    Andrew is Andrew Sullivan. That explains much.

  • Palin2012

    I look forward to a Rethug campaign led by the same people that brought us PUMA. May they have the same level of success in 2012 thhan they had in 2008.

    Bitter much?
    Like being a GOP Front?

  • Palin2012

    You continue to show why Rethugs were resoundly rejected. A campaign that relied ona base of Bitter, bigoted Hicks, encouraged by bitter bigoted hicks thrown out of the Democratic Party.

  • workingclass artist

    I thought it was funny…thanks NQ. Palin is tough…and obviously has a good sense of humor…Loved her SNL gig with the Rap song…

  • andrew191

    O.K., I’ll address the other issue. Horns DON’T fall off, male or female, so the main point she was trying to make (a point that was more accurately made earlier on this thread, twice!) is completely destroyed by her own factual error.

    And you are factually incorrect when you imply that I support “That One”, nothing could be further from the truth. I’m still wondering where anybody got that impression. It could not be from anything I’ve ever written.

  • andrew191

    Damn! I’ve been outed by Einstein.

  • Ferd Berfle

    No, you’ve been outed by Everyman. You aren’t half as clever as you think you are, moron, and your posts give it all away.

    Nice try, though, bot.

  • andrew191

    Go back and look at all my postings and find ONE instance where you think I supported Obama. Just one.

  • cncrnd

    Imagine, if you will, the head on the mantle is Putin — off to the left, in a lesser spot of honor, is the head of Ahmadinejad. But then, Rudolf’s head is much more politically correct, and funnier, isn’t it? Go Sarah!

  • http://purplechiten.wordpress.com chiten

    actually, the antlers do “come off” each season. Older males antlers come off in December, younger males in the Spring and females in the summer.
    Their joints also produce a “clicking” noise when they walk, hence the Christmas carol “up on the rooftop, click,click, click” does not refer to their stepping on the roof but to the clicking of their joints.
    Not that anyone cares, but I figured we should at least get the information regarding reindeer correct.

  • http://purplechiten.wordpress.com chiten

    you betcha

  • http://purplechiten.wordpress.com chiten

    LMAO!!! Either!! Preferably ON it.

  • http://purplechiten.wordpress.com chiten

    just to be clear, I’m registered as a democrat, hate dubya, but don’t like obama either.
    I voted McCain, but not FOR him, it was AGAINST obama.
    Palin is an interesting woman and I do have a level of admiration for her, as well as a level of admiration for McCain, but I wanted Hillary.

  • http://purplechiten.wordpress.com chiten

    I resemble that remark ;)

  • http://purplechiten.wordpress.com chiten

    1. it’s not the size of the ship, but the motion in the ocean
    2. silicon can create anything of any size and can be much more effective
    3. some women prefer good sex opposed to having their tonsils touched or their vagina ripped
    4. other women have no use for “yule logs” whatsoever, but some men do

  • andrew191

    The distinction between horns and antlers is important chiten, I think you understand that. Cattle, goats, sheep and the like have permanent “horns”. Deer, moose, elk and others have “antlers” that fall off annually. Interesting about the clicking, thanks for the info.

  • Angie Ornery

    Learn a little grammer – aren’t you embarrassed?

  • JM

    Ah, that Sarah is a damn good shot, don’t ya think? You betcha!

  • JM

    Since you probably possess a teenie peenie since the black man’s large penis size is a mostly a myth, you must be talking about the big turd that comes from your dirty arse.

  • joe hladick

    gotta love a hunter

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