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Now that the damage is done, our President pledges Credit Card reform »

Pretty much everyone you know has already been gouged by credit card companies while the Band Played On. Congress said nothing, the President said nothing. Nobody stopped every major credit card company in the USA from screwing with everyone’s credit scores by cranking up their interest rates in mid-stream and offering customers no options other [...]

Are you overweight? Get ready to be the next global warming, energy and health care target »

Your government is getting ready to tell you a bit more loudly that if you are overweight, you are to blame for energy waste and Global Warming, which are caused by cars, smoking unless it’s the president, living, cow farts, inhaling, exhaling, driving to work 30 miles away, cooking, heating your home in winter, turning [...]

Only 610,000 people filed for unemployment last week. Things must be better. »

The word is, only 610,000 people filed for unemployment last week (a holiday week). That’s a drop from previous weeks. Let’s all go out and buy a car. Of course, let’s face it, the number would almost have to go down at this point, simply because there are fewer people left out there who are [...]

Who’s in charge? »

Dogs. They are wonderful, you know. They love to be part of their pack. Their pack includes you. They like to know the pecking order. They look for a leader. If they don’t have a leader, they become a leader. This brings me to the question of who is in charge as the leader in [...]

Suspected Radical Republican bees infiltrate the White House grounds »

The Hill reports that a swarm of bees was discovered in Michelle’s Victory Garden. The Hill reports this as a benign incident, but Uppity knows better and has her own report below. Note: For those with no sense of humor or those with an MA over CA times 100 that is lower than three digits, [...]

Alan Greenspan’s shorts »

Susan interrupts: Did that scare you?!?!?! I found that photo the other day, and just had to share it! Now for Uppity’s article: * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Here’ s Casper Greenpants Alan ‘The Federal Reserve is [...]

Dead on the pavement with your PUMA »

Well would you look at the Piece of Crap GM hopes to put on the road? A death trap named PUMA, of all things. How come Ralph Nader doesn’t spend more time doing what he was actually good at instead of running for President? There was a time when Ole Ralph would have had a [...]

A dead rose by any other name still stinks….. »

Using the AIG rendition of the social idiot who shows up at the party wearing a plastic groucho nose, eyebrows and glasses prop, AIG tore down their headquarters sign this weekend and unceremoniously, if not surreptitiously, changed their company name to AIU–although IOU seems to be a more appropriate name. No kidding. You can’ make [...]

For your amusement: Unruly teen deterrent: Barry Manilow »

Technology has given us devices that act as flea and mosquito deterrents, but they have never quite been able to develop a device that deters or at least pacifies a larger more common pesky species known as Narcissistic Unruly Teens who tend to hang out in large intimidating groups in public places. You’ve seen them [...]

AIG lost $460,000 per minute and is now robbing America of another $30 billion »

AIG, the company that so many big shots keep saying “Can’t be allowed to fail” is……..a Failure. … And this Failure is not about to be given yet another $30 billion (that’s $30,000, 000, 000) of money America doesn’t have in addition to the $150,ooo,ooo,ooo they have already stolen and wasted. NEW YORK (REUTERS) – [...]

Hey Annette, how did that work out for you? »

Move over, George Mitchell. Annette Bening is the latest of Hollywood actors who imagine that they have been elected to run our foreign policy. She decided she was just the person to lead an entourage to Iran, because she somehow imagines that real life is a lot like a movie and she could act as [...]

Congratulations everyone! You’ve been Stimulated! »

The giveaway bill to special interests Porkulus Stimulus Bill has been passed. I would especially like to congratulate all the young Obama supporters, because you are all going to be paying this bill off for the rest of your lives, except for the part you pass onto your kids. Mom and Dad won’t be able [...]

The New Internet Blogger Czar »

Barack Obama has appointed America’s first Blogging Czar. Isn’t that creepy cool????? Actually, countries like China have had blogging czars for years, so it’s not all that innovative. I’m not sure they actually use the word “czar” though. That would be too obvious. In China, the blogging Czar looks for websites that aren’t very politically [...]

Rasmussen: Americans say Congress does not play by the rules »

You know, that Tea Party might be closer at hand than we thought. Fifty-nine percent (59%) of American adults believe that when members of Congress meet with regulators and other government officials, they do so to help their friends and hurt their political opponents. In a solid display of agreement across party lines, a majority [...]

Ruin your health with the Obama stimulus plan. Better yet, just die. »

Editor’s Note: Thanks, Uppity, for a great piece, for which I’m planning a follow-up. This is precisely what terrified me about Obama’s health care and privatization plans for Social Security, which his ga-ga supporters utterly ignored because they were in fantasy land over this phony baloney post-partisanship (whatever that is, well, it’s nothing but B.S. [...]