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What A Bunch Of Racist Hicks Here In South Cackalacky »

At least according to my representative, Jim Clyburn. Let me just say that this is not at ALL what I had planned to write about this morning. I was going to write about the Senate Finance Committee voting on a bill that hasn’t even been written out yet, more a theoretical bill, if [...]

Mr. President, Why Did You Want This Job? »

I would like an answer to my question. How can someone be so determined to knock everyone else off the stage that he would spend nearly a billion dollars to do it, and when his waffling and doubling dealing in office don’t yield the desired result, blame President Bush and everyone else under the [...]

Are You Tired Of Seeing… »

Photos like this every single day, especially as The One Who Thinks He Is King and his wife, thought their awesomeness would win Chicago the 2016 Olympics:

And Which One Is Lying Here? »

A classic case of “She said, he said,” is what we have here, that’s for sure. This next video (courtesy of longtime reader, SFIndie) illustrates the conundrum:

Um, it seems to me that if you happen to be the President of the United States, maybe you could appoint a Fact Checking Czar to go with [...]

surviving the bad economy: grow your own! »

Two months ago I decided to try and plant some tomatoes on my terrace. I have been craving a garden for years, but lacking a yard, I didn’t think I could grow fresh veggies. Well, I decied to give it a go, and boy – did it work!
This is my terrace on May 4. I [...]

About That Whitey Tape »

Since an attention-starved “journalist” named David Wiegel wote an article Saturday that memorializes my post a year ago on the so-called “whitey tape” — purported to show Michelle Obama using the term “whitey” — I’ve decided to re-post the two articles I wrote last year to refute any and all rumors. (See more articles [...]

Self-Hating Women & Shoddy, Shallow Journalists »

Michelle Obama’s arms are transformational. They are representative of a new kind of woman: strong, vigorous, intelligent and loving. And they are a mother’s arms.
It’s bad enough that the Washington Post publishes the drivel of the sniveling, stuck-up snob,Sally Quinn, but that they’re actually featuring her ode to Michelle Obama’s arms — literally and metaphorically [...]

Recession For Thee, Not Me »

Some things can never be repeated too many times.
One such example is how Michelle Obama, showing the common touch of Queen Marie Antoinette, idiotically stated that President Bush’s $600 personal stimulus was only good for buying a pair of earrings.
Now it transpires that Michelle was wearing a pair of trainers worth $540 while volunteering at [...]

Chris Matthews Thinks Michelle Obama Knows Her Place »

I would like to open this rant against the ever sexist blowhard Chris Matthews by sending a shout out and loving thank you to my husband — who would never behave in a disparaging way toward his partner, or toward any other woman for that matter. To my dear hubby, and all other men [...]

Who’s in charge? »

Dogs. They are wonderful, you know. They love to be part of their pack. Their pack includes you. They like to know the pecking order. They look for a leader. If they don’t have a leader, they become a leader.
This brings me to the question of who is in charge as the leader in the [...]

Suspected Radical Republican bees infiltrate the White House grounds »

The Hill reports that a swarm of bees was discovered in Michelle’s Victory Garden. The Hill reports this as a benign incident, but Uppity knows better and has her own report below.
Note: For those with no sense of humor or those with an MA over CA times 100 that is lower than three digits, the [...]

Michelle is NOT “arm candy.” She … »

(coughing, sputtering) … Michelle will … (gasping) … she will … (choking) … Michelle will … (reaching for phone) … Michelle … (fingers trailing off phone before 911 can be dialed) … Meeeee … (lapsing into unconsciousness, seeing a white light surrounding Hillary dressed in a tasteful cream-colored suit at an official tea with both [...]

Vote Deadline Looms! THE FINAL FOUR Competitors for the Biggest Ass on The American Political Landscape »

VOTING COMPLETE . VOTE IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP FINAL POSTED AT 10:00 p.m. ET, April 7, 2009

(bumped up from April 4th . VOTE before Warrior’s radio show tonight at 9:00 p.m. ET . See promo for details.)
March Madness turned into April Fools in the battle for the No Quarter Trophy. The Trophy is awarded annually to [...]

The iPod: Part thoughtful, part narcissistic [Updates] »

This is a lovely exchange here, with everyone looking quite lovely as well. Although I wonder what is in the Queen’s purse. And do see what the UK media are tittering about, below the fold.

Embedded video from CNN Video

It’s always ABC’s Jake Tapper who gets the essential details (h/t B). Besides a great many [...]

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Thursday (April 2nd) evening event concluded and bumped down . Click the arrow to read our chat session!
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Come on by and let your hair down. You’ll be free to RANT about what you REALLY think about Michelle and Barack’s destruction of the once-unparalleled position of [...]