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About That Whitey Tape »

Since an attention-starved “journalist” named David Wiegel wote an article Saturday that memorializes my post a year ago on the so-called “whitey tape” — purported to show Michelle Obama using the term “whitey” — I’ve decided to re-post the two articles I wrote last year to refute any and all rumors. (See more articles posted [...]

Self-Hating Women & Shoddy, Shallow Journalists »

Michelle Obama’s arms are transformational. They are representative of a new kind of woman: strong, vigorous, intelligent and loving. And they are a mother’s arms. It’s bad enough that the Washington Post publishes the drivel of the sniveling, stuck-up snob,Sally Quinn, but that they’re actually featuring her ode to Michelle Obama’s arms — literally and [...]

Recession For Thee, Not Me »

Some things can never be repeated too many times. One such example is how Michelle Obama, showing the common touch of Queen Marie Antoinette, idiotically stated that President Bush’s $600 personal stimulus was only good for buying a pair of earrings. Now it transpires that Michelle was wearing a pair of trainers worth $540 while [...]

Chris Matthews Thinks Michelle Obama Knows Her Place »

I would like to open this rant against the ever sexist blowhard Chris Matthews by sending a shout out and loving thank you to my husband — who would never behave in a disparaging way toward his partner, or toward any other woman for that matter. To my dear hubby, and all other men out [...]

Who’s in charge? »

Dogs. They are wonderful, you know. They love to be part of their pack. Their pack includes you. They like to know the pecking order. They look for a leader. If they don’t have a leader, they become a leader. This brings me to the question of who is in charge as the leader in [...]

Suspected Radical Republican bees infiltrate the White House grounds »

The Hill reports that a swarm of bees was discovered in Michelle’s Victory Garden. The Hill reports this as a benign incident, but Uppity knows better and has her own report below. Note: For those with no sense of humor or those with an MA over CA times 100 that is lower than three digits, [...]

Michelle is NOT “arm candy.” She … »

(coughing, sputtering) … Michelle will … (gasping) … she will … (choking) … Michelle will … (reaching for phone) … Michelle … (fingers trailing off phone before 911 can be dialed) … Meeeee … (lapsing into unconsciousness, seeing a white light surrounding Hillary dressed in a tasteful cream-colored suit at an official tea with both [...]

Vote Deadline Looms! THE FINAL FOUR Competitors for the Biggest Ass on The American Political Landscape »

VOTING COMPLETE . VOTE IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP FINAL POSTED AT 10:00 p.m. ET, April 7, 2009 (bumped up from April 4th . VOTE before Warrior’s radio show tonight at 9:00 p.m. ET . See promo for details.) March Madness turned into April Fools in the battle for the No Quarter Trophy. The Trophy is awarded [...]

The iPod: Part thoughtful, part narcissistic [Updates] »

This is a lovely exchange here, with everyone looking quite lovely as well. Although I wonder what is in the Queen’s purse. And do see what the UK media are tittering about, below the fold. Embedded video from CNN Video It’s always ABC’s Jake Tapper who gets the essential details (h/t B). Besides a great [...]

Join our All-Out, No-Holds-Barred RANT FEST Live Chat NOW! »

Thursday (April 2nd) evening event concluded and bumped down . Click the arrow to read our chat session! WE ARE LIVE NOW! CLICK ON THE ARROW TO JOIN US! Come on by and let your hair down. You’ll be free to RANT about what you REALLY think about Michelle and Barack’s destruction of the once-unparalleled [...]

Deadline Looms! Shocker…Top Seeded Chris Matthews Upset in Sweet 16. Tingle Factor Is No Match For the Power Game of Donna Brazile. No Quarter Tournament Moves on to Elite Eight. VOTE HERE! »

BUMPED DOWN . We move on to the FINAL FOUR now! Vote by midnight tonight! The Sweet 16 is in the books and we are down to just 8 contestants left vying for the No Quarter Trophy which is annually awarded to the person you decide is the Biggest Ass on the American Political Landscape. [...]

CNN: First Lady “Set For World Stage” [Update: Hillary Shines On Iranian Communiques] »

(bumped up from this morning) UPDATE: Look at Hillary. Listen to Hillary. I rest my case. (You’ll find several more substantive news videos featuring Hillary Clinton newly added to the post at 8:20 p.m., and another of Michelle today disembarking the plane in London.) Ginger sent me the embed code! Thanks! Visit msnbc.com for Breaking [...]

March Madness Continues. It’s Round Two in Our Tournament to Determine the Biggest Ass on the American Political Landscape. »

It was everything you would expect from the first round of a March Madness Tournament. Upsets, buzzer beaters, overtime and blowouts. Hard fouls, sharp elbows, long distance bombs and Larry Craig’s legendary wide stance. The battle for the No Quarter Trophy is underway. One National Champion will be named. The person you decide is the [...]

It’s March Madness No Quarter-Style. Help us Determine the Biggest Ass on the American Political Landscape. »

(Bumped up from Thursday evening. JOIN IN THE FUN! This is a riot! – Susan) It’s that time of year. If you are one of the lucky Americans still working in an office atmosphere, you probably have been inundated with bracket contests tied to the NCAA Tournament. I love the tournament and watch those games [...]

What Should Michelle Grow in Her Victory Garden? [Poll Updated/Expanded] »

The seeds alone cost $200.00 (!). They’re organic and quite exotic, as you’ll see below. And don’t worry. Your First Lady won’t be out there pulling the weeds. That’ll be left to the staff. Next, below the fold, besides a CNN video from yesterday, you’ll find some juicy, sweet quotes from the New York Times [...]